Republicans Like Boys


Many Republicans rally against gay rights, gay marriage, and gays in general. This is odd because so many of them like boys. Here's one:

Humping Elephants

Frequently Asked Questions

This is a great website you have here.

Thanks, but that's not a question.

Sorry. What about this?

Yes.

So what's the deal with this site?

It's just a list of various Republican officials who have had or attempted to have had sex with other males, and engaged in other activities unsuitable of government figures.

What's wrong with men having sex with men? Hasn't everyone tried that?

Well, nothing objectively. It's definitely a good time.

Right, so what's the issue? And why just Republicans?

Many Republican individuals, and the party leadership as a whole, have proclaimed themselves as the protectors of "traditional American family values" and the "sanctity of marriage," and have campaigned against affording certain civil rights to homosexuals. It's surprising how many of them clearly like boys.

Haven't Democrats been at the center of gay scandals, too?

Yep, remember Jim McGreevey and Gerry Studds?

So it's more the hypocrisy you're objecting to, right?

Exactly.

I know of this other Republican who you don't have on here.

Again with the statements?

Apologies. What do I do with this information?

Send it over. There's a huge list of people to add and they'll go up slowly over the next few weeks.

Can I ask you a personal question?

No.

Please? Like, who are you?

Are you even listening? If you insist, you can write me, but I don't promise to respond. It's not about me. Suffice to say that the site's not affiliated with any political, religious, or social organization.

What's the goal of the site, then?

To inform Americans, raise awareness, shame politicians, and practice my php skillz.

Anything else you want readers to do?

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Cool. Thanks for everything!

You betcha. And I'll let that one slide.